CHADBEE'S BLOG

DISCLAIMER #1: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE DISTURBING HUMOR EXIT NOW.

DISCLAIMER #2: ONE OF THESE PHOTOS IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

DISCLAIMER #3: NO HOOKERS WERE HURT IN THE MAKING OF THIS SHOOT.

It may strike people are weird but I keep a pen and piece of scrap paper on my nightstand by my bed. When Im falling asleep, just waking up or on the way back from taking a piss at 4am I think of some really off the wall stuff. I get these weird ideas about alot of things in life. Most of the time though its about themes for photoshoots or just an idea for a single shot. When this happens I scribble it down so by the time I wake up and come back to reality the idea isnt lost in my brain. One day after I ate dinner I was looking through the official see through hood shot thread on Nikoncafe and telling the n0obc@k3s that doing this technique doesnt MAKE a photo. You just cant take a shot of a car in the middle of a crowded parking lot in the middle of the day with harsh daylight sun beating down on it and people walking around in the background but do the see through hood technique and it make the photo “epic”. It can ADD to a photo but it will not MAKE the photo. Im sure this had something to do with this disturbing yet so funny idea that pop’d into my head as I was just almost off to sleep that same night. When I woke up the next morning I had an idea of what I was thinking about before I fell asleep but I checked my scrap paper and it said “see through trunk rig shot with dead hookers in there”. 99% of the people I have talked to about this shot understood what I was talking about but for those that havent heard this expression let me explain. Its a common expression to describe the size of a persons trunk LOL like “oh man you could fit 4 dead hookers in the back of that impala”. So Im thinking oh my gawd….a see through trunk rig shot that looks like the car is riding off into the sunset with a few dead hookers in the trunk? I smiled and thought to myself about how amazing this was gonna be. Now i just had to get a car that was worthy and a couple hookers to kill. I had been planning on shooting my buddy Cliff’s G35 sedan for awhile for Canibeat Blog and decided his G would work perfect. Instead of hiring some real hookers and having to kill them, risking jail time and the AIDS I got intouch with two of my friends named Kari and Rachel and convinced them that they needed to dress up like hookers and let me put them in the trunk of a car and play dead. Interesting conversation for sure LOL after promising to not shut the trunk lid and drive off with them for real they agreed to do it cause they are awesome. So I got everybody on the same page as far as a date, time and place and got ready to do work. Kari and Rachel got their hooker-ish outfits together, Cliff got the car cleaned up and I made sure I had a fully charged battery and clean lens. This past saturday we met up ready to handle business. The hookers in the trunk was the main goal for this shoot but I wanted a couple more shots for Canibeat as well. Im giving you a lil something for each of the 3 photos from this shoot….

The 1st shot the something extra you get is a lil drool on your chin…

The 2nd shot you get some desktop wallpaper images…

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For the 3rd shot you get a SICK before VS after edit….Im pretty happy with the outcome of this never been done, sick and twisted but so funny rig shot. This is how us ATL boys do it, we ride out with a couple dead hookers in the trunk. Get like us.

I also want everybody to give a warm welcome to Canibeats newest exclusive photographer……that would be…..ME!!!!!!!!!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!!

Make sure to check out Canibeat for the full feature on the car and these images in a little larger resolution!!!!!